| A |
| Adolf Hitler |
Two shots in bunker |
| Army golf |
Left, right, left, right... |
| Arthur Scargill |
Good strike, poor result |
| Anna Kournikova |
Looked good, but no result |
| B |
| Bin Laden |
Driven into the hills, never seen again |
| Bing Crosby |
Any excuse to get out of buying a drink at the 19th. |
| Brazilian |
Shaved the edge |
| Bun in the oven / Knocked up |
Felt good, but not worth the trouble it's got you into |
| C |
| Calista Flockhart |
Thin, but looked OK |
| Colonel Gadddafi |
Dangerous in sand |
| Condom |
Safe, but didn't feel very good |
| Circus Tent |
A big top |
| Cuban / Fidel Castro |
Needed one more revolution |
| D |
| Diego Maradona |
Nasty little five footer |
| Diego Maradona |
Fat, but handy |
| Douglas Bader |
Looked good in the air, but no legs |
| Durex |
Play safe and don't rip it |
| E |
| Elephant's a**e |
High and pretty shi**y |
| Elin Nordegren |
Smashing an iron into the woods |
| Eva Braun |
Lying dead in a bunker |
| F |
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| G |
| Gerry Adams |
A provisional |
| Glen Miller |
Kept low and didn't clear the water |
| H |
| Hiroshima |
A disaster on the 6th |
| I |
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| J |
| Jean-Marie Le Pen |
Way right |
| Jeffrey Archer |
Another poor lie |
| John Prescott |
A punch into the gallery |
| John Wayne Bobbitt |
A vicious slice, ended up short |
| K |
| Kate Moss |
Very thin, but it worked |
| Kate Winslett |
A touch fat, but almost perfect |
| Katherine Jenkins |
A perfect pitch (coined by the BBC's Ken Brown at the 2010 Ryder Cup, where the Welsh opera singer had sung at the Opening ceremony) |
| Kelly Holmes |
Is it straight or not? |
| Ken Livingstone |
Miles left |
| L |
| Ladyboy / Transvestite |
Looks easy, but more to it than meets the eye |
| Laura Davies |
Not pretty, but long |
| Lee Harvey Oswald |
Three good shots from nowhere |
| Leon Klinghoffer |
Two shots and into the water |
| Lorena Bobbitt |
A nasty slice |
| M |
| Michael Barrymore |
A long iron |
| Michael Jackson |
Fading gently |
| Mick Jagger |
A big lip out |
| Miss Piggy |
Fat, but held onto the green |
| Moped |
One that gets you there, but you're not very proud of it |
| Mrs Robinson |
You know you shouldn't take it on, but it's just too tempting |
| N |
| Nagasaki |
A disaster on the 9th |
| Nitby |
Not in the bunker, yet... |
| O |
| O.J. Simpson |
Terrible cut, but got away with it |
| P |
| Paula Radcliffe |
Not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell, and runs even further |
| Paula Radcliffe |
Very flat at the top |
| Pharoah |
Buried in the sand |
| Princess Diana |
Shouldn't have taken a driver |
| Princess Grace |
Should have taken a driver |
| Peter Mandelson |
Good result from a bad lie |
| Peter Mandelson |
An iron that generates a lot of spin |
| Prince Edward |
You really want to smack it, but you can't |
| Q |
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| R |
| Red October |
In the water, can't find it |
| Rock Hudson |
Looked straight, but it wasn't |
| Rommel |
Going from one bunker to another |
| Rodney King |
Overclubbed |
| Ryanair |
Flew OK, but landed miles away |
| S |
| Saddam Hussein |
Going from bunker to bunker |
| Salman Rushdie |
Tough read (also an 'Umberto Eco') |
| Sally Gunnell |
Not pretty, but runs a long way |
| Sister-in-law / Mother-in-law |
You're up there, but you know you shouldn't be |
| Son-in-law |
Not all you hoped for, but it'll have to do |
| Stevie Wonder |
Never saw it |
| T |
| Ted Kennedy |
Drove in the water and lost one |
| Tony Blair |
Too much spin |
| Tony Blair |
A succession of poor lies (many other politicians also used for this, eg Bill Clinton, George Bush) |
| Tony Blair |
Sometimes left, sometimes right, but mostly down the middle |
| U |
| Umberto Eco |
Impossible to read |
| V |
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| Y |
| Yasser Arafat |
Ugly and in the sand |
| Z |
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