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Alternatives
for next Battle at Bighorn The Battle at Bighorn becomes the
Battle at The Bridges next year. The prime-time TV exhibition featuring Tiger
Woods and fill-in-the-blank is moving from the desert to the coast north of San
Diego. That was easy enough. The real challenge is finding a new
collection of players to keep it interesting. IMG officials already have
said that one-on-one matches are out of the question because it only sets Woods
up for failure. While Woods dispatched of David Duval in the inaugural ``Showdown
at Sherwood,'' he was clearly annoyed when Sergio Garcia beat him at Bighorn two
years ago and celebrated as though he had won his first major.
Then again,
there might not be another choice. The mixed-team event last year with
Woods and Annika Sorenstam against Duval and Karrie Webb was a disaster. The course
was set up like a major championship, the alternate-shot format was slow and the
women wore the same clothes. The generational match Monday night was entertaining,
for no other reason than the teams made a birdie on every hole except the last
one, Garcia cut his pre-shot waggles down to single digits and Lee Trevino did
enough talking for everyone -- including the gallery. What's next? Gary
Player and Ernie Els of South Africa were considered for this year's exhibition,
although both might be a little too intense for a hit-and-giggle contest. Besides,
putting a live microphone on Player is asking for trouble. Here are some
suggestions for IMG as it sorts through the list ofcandidates: Tiger
versus Jack Nicklaus Nicklaus conceded two years ago at Valhalla during
the PGA Championship that Woods is ``a better player than I was,'' and he predicted
Monday night after their 3 and 2 victory that Woods probably would break all his
records before he turned 20. ``You're not 20 yet are you?'' he asked. Still,
Nicklaus has been railing about the supersonic balls for the last five years,
so the solution is simple: Nicklaus plays Titleist. Tiger plays the gutta percha.
Then again, Woods used a replica of the gutta percha during a practice
roundat St. Andrews two years ago. He still made a par. Tiger against
Phil Mickelson, Thomas Bjorn and Ed Fiori: These are the only three
players who have won tournaments in which Woods had at least a share of the lead
going into the final round. Bjorn won in Dubai last year when Woods made
double bogey on the 72nd hole. Mickelson took him down in the 2000 Tour Championship
at East Lake. Until then, Fiori had the distinction of being the ``Tiger Slayer,''
beating him at the 1996 Quad Cities Classic in Woods' third tournament as a pro.
A lot of good it did Fiori. He hasn't finished higher than 200th
on the money list since then. Tiger versus Billy Mayfair Woods
has played in seven playoffs on the PGA Tour and has lost just one. Mayfair beat
him on the first extra hole of the Nissan Open in 1998, the yearthe tournament
moved from Riviera to Valencia Country Club. Tiger and Juli Inkster versus
Mike Weir and Lorie Kane: The women deserve another shot, this time
on a golf course where the greens aren't running 13 on the Stimpmeter and the
wind isn't blowing 35 mph. Inkster would be a great partner for Woods because
a.) She's a fellow Californian. b.) She won three straight U.S. Women's Amateur
titles before Woods made it out of elementary school. c.) She reportedly makes
great French toast. To really jazz it up, Woods has to use a hockey stick
to tee off on par 5s. Tiger against Jeff Maggert, Peter O'Malley and
Darren Clarke This would have to be a match-play event because these
are the three guys who have defeated Woods in the Match Play Championship. Maggert
knocked him off in the quarterfinals of the inaugural World Golf Championship
event in 1999; Clarke dusted him in the 36-hole finals a year later, and O'Malley
became the first No. 64 seed to win a match this year. Since Woods can't
make it to the last hole against these guys, thetournament could save money by
not putting up lights. Woods versus Mickelson: This is the
match everyone wants to see, and no one will. Woods and Mickelson are not
the best of friends, evidenced by the fact that Woods probably will skip the World
Cup this year instead of being forced to play with Lefty, and Mickelson hasn't
played in Woods' season-ending tournament since it moved to California. Still,
it would be No. 1 against No. 2, and that's how these made-for-TV events got started.
Don't bet on it happening. Mickelson is a member at The Bridges
at Rancho Santa Fe, which is where the exhibition will be played the next year.
The closest he'll ever get to the event is from his balcony.
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